City in Southern CA, actually called Fontana. Outdated term used to desribe the amount of rednecks who used to live there. Fontana is currently called North Mexico, due to the large number of mexicans who now live there.
The word combination of the places Fontana, CA and Kentucky. People who live in other, nicer areas of southern California often make fun of Fontana because of the many trailer parks, loose chickens running around, and the trailer park trash that reside there. KKK lives there, along with some low-class Mexicans and blacks. It is the backwoods of California. More recently, Fontana is experiencing urban sprawl with housing developments coinciding with high real estate prices, and chain stores and fast food restaurants that have made Fontana a better place to live. But it will never shake the reputation it is had as Fontucky.
Man 1: Dude, where are you?
Man 2: I'm on the 10 Fwy on the way to Palm Springs.
Man 1: What's taking so long?
Man 2: Dude, I'm stuck here in traffic in Fontucky.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.