A Person that poses as a goth and thinks that being goth is all about Writing sad poetry and Listening to what they assume to be goth music, like for example, Marilyn Manson, which is not, in fact, Gothic music.
(dude):"hey can I hang out with you guys?" (Ubergoth):"to hang out with us you have to wear all black, write depressing poetry, and glumly walk through graveyards. You are a Conformist!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).