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Cheerio Landmine 

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
Cheerio Landmine by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

danish landmine 

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.
danish landmine by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it
Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

Landmine 

The thin version of a grenade.
Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!
Landmine by Lennent July 30, 2010

Bosnian landmine 

Where the male/female takes a dump on the partners chest then once done the partner slaps in a downward motion to create a messy splatter of excrement on the floor
hey Jim, I just witnessed a couple trying out a Bosnian landmine

Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.
Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."