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Poop, diahrea, the poop that oozes out of your anus when you need to poo really badly
I needed to poop so badly, as I was running to the toliet, some schlart dripped down my pants.
Schlart by wllimaww July 11, 2010

Schlatt Coin 

A form of cryptocurrency sold by Jebadiah Schlatt - The value of a Schlatt coin only goes up over time.
Hey, want to buy a schlatt coin? It's only 20 diamonds!
Schlatt Coin by Enderfied July 1, 2019

schlatt walk 

(verb) to walk in minecraft rather than sprint as to not lose any hunger, coined by jschlatt of SMPlive fame, although he doesn't do it on purpose. he just doesn't know how to sprint. jschlatt this is a call out you just press shift it's not that hard
"when u see schlatt walkin" -someone, at some point
schlatt walk by coner eat pant July 17, 2019
When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted
Schnart by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018
A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
Unbelievably successful businessman. Invented crypto currency and walking, also was part of the band known as 'Big Time Rush' where he was known as Logan.
'Schlatt is my favorite Big Time Rush member'
Schlatt by frxnchrxsxs September 1, 2020