Canadian Handshake 

Let’s just say it involves a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

How could you just leave without my Canadian handshake?

Canadian Handshake by Dutchrudders6969 July 25, 2018

Canadian Handshake 

While traveling outside of Canada, a Canadian may introduce themselves by grabbing the other person's ass, balls or vag. Most commonly used by crazy drunk Canadian girls on vacation.

Hi, my name is Nicole (said while reaching around and grabbing the waiter Jose's ass with a firm Canadian Handshake).

Canadian Handshake by Pixieeee July 9, 2010

Canadian Handshake 

Being the double-fisting lushes they are, a Canadian Handshake is when two Canucks greet eachother while both have a beer in each hand. In passing, they klink their cans of Labatt's Ice together and stumble on their merry way.

Terry and Ed bumped into eachother at the hockey party and gave eachother a Canadian Handshake. Terry likes men and Ed harms small forest animals.

Canadian Handshake by JesseDuplantis January 19, 2012

Canadian Handshake 

A greeting exchanged among Canadians in which two people firmly place their hands on one another's groins and squeeze.

Ed is from Winnepeg, he might try to give you a Canadian Handshake

Canadian Handshake by Fuckyouidontcare October 22, 2015

canadian handshake 

when you knee someone in the crotch, that, my friend, is a canadian handshake.

''john grabbed my boob, so i gave him a canadian handshake!''

canadian handshake by beezlebub 1776 July 15, 2007

Canadian handshake 

After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.

Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake

Canadian handshake by Dirty Chaos January 7, 2018

Canadian Handshake 

A blowjob

man that chick had a firm canadian handshake

Canadian Handshake by hooray cananada October 24, 2011