loaper 

Slang term for a penis that is in between erect and flaccid.

Rusty has a loaper.

loaper by grimey666 July 7, 2010

monkey loader 

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

monkey loader by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

soil loader 

A job performed by the Nazi's in WWII that would clean the ashes out of the furnace into compost bins.

Tobias: "Klaus, I need you on soil loader duty today as newcomers are arriving."

Klaus: "Yes sir!"

soil loader by wilks-barre mitzvah February 9, 2022

soil loader 

'Soil loader' coming from back when African-American's were owned as slaves and would work on the cotton fields.

I don't like this part of town there are too many soil loaders

soil loader by gookmetz February 9, 2022

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

loafering

To ease around with no particular goal or destination in mind. Piddle

Roy: Hey, Billy Ray, what are you doin' out in town today?

Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.

loafering by MericanMaster November 16, 2015

top loader

The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.

I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.

top loader by joshua September 29, 2003