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Canadian Crackle Jack

Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.
Dude, I totally Canadian Crackle Jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.

canadian jackrabbit 

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".
Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.

canadian jackhammer 

A Canadian Jackhammer is when you are 69ing a girl while you (the male) are standing. When you are about to ejaculate, you drop her on her head.
We got pretty freaky last night. She ended up with a concussion after we tried that Canadian Jackhammer.
canadian jackhammer by Db9870 November 12, 2015

Canadian Dinner Jacket 

A work jacket or flannel that has been well worn and thoroughly beat up.
Man #1 : Why doesn't Chris get a new Carhartt? The one he has is old and dirty.

Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026