Skip to main content

fat chick 

A "fat chick" is a woman who is above average in physical size. Any woman who wears a size 18 or larger dress is likely to be a fat chick. (This number has been revised upward, from size 14.) Often, these females shop at stores such as Lane Bryant, and considered to be plus-sized. Being a fat chick does not mean that the female is ugly or unattractive; rather, she is simply significantly larger than the typical normal-sized woman. Fat chicks are often called BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, or BBWs, because they are exactly that, big and beautiful.
1. I know my girlfriend is a fat chick, but I love her anyway.
2. Your ex-girlfriend is really hot, now that she put on a few pounds and is a fat chick. You might want to hook up with her again.
3. That bar that has free tacos during happy hour is a great place to pick up fat chicks.

4. Dude, that NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on your truck is causing you to miss out on some really great women!
fat chick by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

Fat Chick 

Not known for their visual appeal, a fat chick is usually a highly sexually active female with disproportionate quantities of fat cells.

A Fat Chicks (sic) hypersexuality was thought to have originated from an obligation, and indeed a disposition, and an undeniable urge to procreate with members of the Male Homosapien race to degrees considered 'promiscuous' (references needed)

A Fat Chicks mating routine has gained notriety through what most describe as being generally violent in nature. Although the male partner initially consents, he is often discouraged shortly after intercourse is initiated, and is held against his will until the Point of Critical Fatness, also known as Event Horizon (references needed).

It has been estimated that there are 10,000,000,000 fat chicks on planet earth.
"There's another fat chick."
Fat Chick by Jayboy_Evo March 1, 2009

Fat Chick 

The dark shame in every guys past. We've all made the mistake.
"Dude, I cant believe you fucked a fat chick."

"Fuck you, you've done it before"

"Oh yeah"
Fat Chick by Skizz October 3, 2004

fat chick 

A large to extremely large woman/lady/girl whom usually tries to claim that she's one of the one in one hundred who actually do have glandular problems while eating a big mac and a small bucket of fench fries. They are usually whiny and obsessive, and tend to stalk normal human beings for long periods of time hoping that the person in question will start to give a rats ass about her.
1) The Fat Chicks following me again, will she go away if i give her some Doritos?

2) Fat Chicks need love to.
fat chick by Heyzeuse September 16, 2005

fat chick 

The most sexually appealing of all girls, but everyone is too embarassed to admit it.
Johnny (out loud): "Hey everyone, look at that nasty fat chick!"

Johnny (in head): Being straddled by those thick, juicy thighs would be the greatest experience one could possibly imagine. All of the supermodels out there are just gross skeletons.
fat chick by dave2008 March 22, 2008

fat chick 

A girl that many men pretend to detest and be disgusted by, but actually have a strong desire for.
Dude: Eww look at that fat chick I think I'm gonna be sick
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.