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harvesting schnooseberrys 

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."
Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah
A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.
Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"
Schnooter by duchened February 20, 2013

Schnooze 

Brb I’m gonna go take a good schnooze
Schnooze by Coolcat121 October 20, 2018

schnookered 

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.
I was so schnookered last night!
schnookered by Chelsea F May 11, 2006

schnoogit 

A man-made comfortable nook, like a cave dug in sand or a cradle made out of pillows and blankets
The girl made herself comfortable, sporting an extra large hoodie and sweats as she lounged on her schnoogit of pillows and stuffed animals
schnoogit by Prince Charming 143 December 21, 2010

schnookered 

conned into doing something on a false premise.
She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.
schnookered by Dawnr June 10, 2007