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"I was wasted but now i'm slanted!"
slanted by Maggie January 21, 2004
The phase between tipsy and drunk
Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”
Slanted by SigmaKui February 17, 2018
Nip Su Ping slanted me on that key of coke!

Those fucks at magic wok slanted me on my chow mein.
slanted by Zapp brannigan January 25, 2013
to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.
1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!
Slanted by tree meister March 28, 2011
Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen
"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."
Slanted by The Pear January 9, 2013
Known as the guy with the 90° face
Wow that guy is so slanted
Slanted by Slantyman March 24, 2019