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betwinkled 

A slang word that can be substituted for any cuss word or slur.
Student 1: Did you pass the test?
Student 2: No, our teacher really betwinkled the study guide.
Student 1: Language!
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Bejinxed 

Unable to beat a high score while playing the popular game, Bejeweled.
Adrienne: Urgh! I usually beat Sara's Bejeweled score but this week I'm at the bottom of the score board. I've been bejinxed!
Bejinxed by AnaBanana317 March 5, 2010

Beswined 

Adj. The condition of being infected and layed-low by the Swine Flu (H1N1 Virus)
I stayed home and missed my exam because I was beswined.
Beswined by commisaro November 26, 2009
When you get in the middle of two objects.
After I got betwinx her thighs, she was fucked up like hogans goat.
betwinx by catslaughterer May 28, 2010

betwixted 

first featured in the publication of great expectations, betwixted it thought to be a verb for "the action one does before eating a Twix", which is contrary to many beliefs. Betwixted is not only a word though, it has paved the way for many great figures in history. Thoman Jefferson Betwixed the Declration of Independace, the very law of our country. Ghadi betwixed his peave movements, and judging from his size, one must know buddah betwixed everytime he fucking did anything!!!
Not only is Betwixted an important thing in history, but it';s also methamophisized into the relgion Betwixtedism. Today Mars chocolate company's CEO is also the cardinal of this fast-growing relgion. Today people are buying cases of Twix's so they can sacrifice there actions to the better of thier god.
Molly:Im going to betwixted
Sam:yay!
betwixted by CuriousGeorge December 19, 2005

Betwinked 

When girls ignore a twink's homosexuality because he is physically attractive
Abby: Josh is straight!
Herendira: I know, and he's so hot
Alan: yall he's literally a faggot! You're being betwinked
Betwinked by MR.KEISHA October 16, 2023