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To be schmoopy is to make others vomit with your cavity inducing displays of affection. To want schmoop is normal, don't be alarmed. Submit.
schmoop by thephrog August 4, 2006
To OD but everyone thinks your asleep (specifically from lean)
Oh yeah my buddy Corbin just chilling back in the bathtub schmoop
Schmoop by Katiefinneske November 7, 2017
A great English site with some serious potential, it is commonly used around Australia by 15-year-old school boys who are looking for their own potential who they can hopefully someday possess from the site Schmoop who has potential.
Jim: "Hey, I didn't do the homework."
Jum: "Thats ok just go on Schmoop and say you forgot."
Whole School: "Daye GEHHHHHHHH!"
Schmoop by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019
2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.
"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"
Schmoop by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013
To give blowjobs to random people in bars and on the street.
My friends and I had a schmoop party downtown last week.
schmoop by brcu May 28, 2010
To be disrespected by another who has not experienced the schmoopiness himself
She was schmooped in the back of the class.
schmoop by Chad December 14, 2004