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10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John. 

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS 

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. 

the title of this definition lol
the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

Be 100 (Be One-Hunnet)

The act of thinking for yourself, being real, straight up, and most importantly, being 100% you.
Guy to his Friend: I'm interested in this girl, but I just don't know how to approach her.

Friend: Easy bro.. just be Be 100 (Be One-Hunnet)
Be 100 (Be One-Hunnet) by moboom August 23, 2011

Imma Be 100 Emoji 

Tim: Imma be 100 emoji, you smell like Whale Oil and Taiwanese smog

Nathan: kys

How to be a liberal 101

Just call things dumb or insane or unhinged. It's easy. You can do it to ANYTHING. ABOUT anything. Seriously. Go on YouTube right now. FIND a conservative video. And then google a historical precedent that contradicts the information in the video. Record yourself watching the video after you've done this. Every 30 seconds call the guy making the video unhinged or dumb or insane and throw in the previously stated historical contradiction and BOOM! You're Hasan... Or Destiny.... It's free money. You get enough viewer and you will start to get invited to shit like Pearl or Andrew (Who is one of my finest students btw) or Destiny again.
Hym "Thank you for joining my class: 'How to be a liberal 101.' It works the same way with conservatives except you also get to throw in the BIBLICAL precedent everyone once and a while. And Lauren is hot. Would breed, 100%. OH! THAT'S WHO JOAN LOOKS LIKE! IT'S JOAN! SO fucking hot!"