smarg 

Ethical, good-natured creature.

Please be a Smarg and take out the recycling.

Why are you eating that meat? I thought you were Smarg.

smarg by Sounds like a whisper August 10, 2010

smarg 

1: Useless redundant, cruft, oftentimes associated with govermental bureaucracy, ISO audits, or layers of societal detritus which offer no benefit other than perpertuating their own idealogical interests.
2: Static Member Argument; reference the C++ programming language.

Bob Smarg got a great deal on matching kitchen-ware at Pottery Barn this weekend.

I really believe pre-fixing variables with smargs enhances readability.

smarg by b0bZm4rG January 22, 2004

Flargady Smarg 

Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?

What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?

Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.

Flargady Smarg by PookiDiazErnstGrant May 24, 2010

Shargument 

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.

Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.

Shargument by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.

n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.

shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009

sargon 

A unit of time equal to 5 minutes.

Oh fucking hell, can you not summarise this in under 1 sargon? I don't have the patience to sit through over 6 sargons of this

sargon by Cuckkad September 4, 2017

Sargam 

Sargam is a triple threat; beauty brains and butt, she's got it all! Sargam means always being right and being a force of positivity and cuteness.

Person 1: Wow look at this girl, she's so perfect.
Person 2: Well, duh she is sargam.

Sargam by bourgeoisie November 23, 2017