slumberjack 

The act of involuntarily masturbating in one's sleep.

Stuart's wife was delighted to find her husband slumberjacking in his hospital bed. Stuart was involved in a horrific traffic accident some months ago and has been in a coma since. And now, what initially disturbed her deeply in their honeymoon bed, gave her hope.

slumberjack by Phoster Remingtin September 11, 2011

Slumberjack 

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.

" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

Slumberjack by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

Slumberjack 

Ejaculating in the middle of the night to relax yourself and bring on sleep.

I was wide awake untill I slumberjacked

Slumberjack by Creamy G April 26, 2010

Slumberjack 

Someone who falls asleep wearing flannel (shirts, pajamas, etc.) or uses a flannel blanket.

Melvin: Can you stop slumberjacking already, Johan? We gotta be at the bus station in 10 minutes!

Slumberjack by Ill Semar October 1, 2011

Slumberjack 

A lumberjack who passed out from lack of sleep and killed himself with his own chainsaw

" Joey was a lumberjack few days ago. Now he is a slumberjack "

Slumberjack by ShazzSpazz October 30, 2006

slumberjack 

To receive oral or manual stimulation while sleeping.

I was in the middle of a pleasant dream, when all of a sudden I awoke to find I was getting slumberjacked.

slumberjack by Biggs9 November 30, 2011

slumberjack 

A girl who figuratively speaking is jacking you off all night but just wants to sleep over aka slumber.

The sorostitute slumberjacked me last night

slumberjack by fatherfrat November 27, 2010