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Painkiller 

Long ago in the year 1990 A.D. 5 Priests told of a messiah who will be the savior all of mankind when the world is on the brink of armageddon. When the planet is devastated by the forces of evil he will answer the plea mankind showing himself through boiling clouds of thunder while blasting bolts of steel and he will have his vengeance on the wicked.

He is said to be half man and half machine and rides upon a metal monster who breathes smoke and fire.
Those who claimed to have saw him say he is "faster than a laser bullet, louder than an atom bomb, chromium plated boiling metal, and brighter than a thousand suns."

Before returning to the heavens he will free all who are imprisoned and enslaved and resurrect all who were killed.
He is the Painkiller,
This is the Painkiller,
Can't stop the Painkiller.
Painkiller by wildblues April 7, 2010
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The best album Judas Priest ever released! Also the lineup whom did that album is also the current one.
CAN'T STOP THE PAINKILLER! HE IS THE PAINKILLER! Good Stuff.
painkiller by Anthony Scrima August 16, 2004

painkiller 

An agent, such as an analgesic drug, that relieves pain.
Paula: I have a terrible headache, Emilio: Why don't you take a painkiller?
painkiller by Jonathan Figueroa April 27, 2006

Painkiller 

A deathstreak perk in Modern Warfare 2 that boosts health at spawn after four deaths in a row. Used by noobs and those who just want to be generly annoying.
Euan: Man I hate painkiller
Jack: Yeah, y'know what im gonna do?
Euan: What?
Jack: Im gonna go to Infinity Ward's HQ, give all the staff penicillin, then spray my RPD and see how long they survive!
Painkiller by Wee Minstrel April 13, 2010

painkiller 

In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 when someone dies multiple times in a row and has three time amount of normal health. Definitely the gayest of all death streaks. Usually occurs when your team is raping the shit out of the other team.
Guy 1:I tried to kill that guy, but he has has painkiller.

Guy 2:What a bitch..he sucks dick

Guy 1:Let's rape him anally.
painkiller by DirtyPugsley March 21, 2010

painkiller 

A video game for the pc
lets play some painkiller
painkiller by booshels June 5, 2005

painkiller 

He needs a painkiller.
painkiller by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004