creme brulee 

1. Tasty dessert
2. French's most remarkable example regarding the parthenogenesis phenomenon of accents in common words.

Creme brulee situation.
Guy#1 (American) - do you guys write "créme brulée" or "creme brulée"?
Guy#2 (French) - crème brûlée.
Guy#1 - Holy crap they're multiplying.

creme brulee by Neila December 31, 2008

Creme Brulee 

In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart

I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"

Creme Brulee by Vulgarvernacular January 21, 2017

Creme brulee 

When you vomit your insides all over a sink or bathroom floor, forming a nice even coat... like a creme brulee.

Drank too much jager last night... ended up creme brulee-ing all over the toilet floor.

Creme brulee by analslayer March 22, 2017

creme brulee 

The act of taking a shit without wiping your ass and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent shit that must break through the crusty layer to escape.

I was running late for work and didn't have time to wipe so I decided to creme brulee it instead.

creme brulee by Beagle81 March 18, 2014

Creme Brulee 

A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.

John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.

Creme Brulee by Bruleemaster2 April 7, 2010

Creme Brulee 

Jizzing on a girl's face and then using a blowtorch to caramelize it.

Man: My girl gave me some nice creme brulee last night. Burnt her face up real good.

Creme Brulee by J.P. Licks September 2, 2009

creme brulee 

A dessert purchased by girly girls and on occasion, pink shirted men

Girly girl: can I order a creme brulee

creme brulee by CDMJK December 26, 2007