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itchweeed 

Off-screen alter-ego of professional wrestler Jeff Hardy.

This character is rather abnormal, but nonetheless, comical.

If anyone wants to see it he has a myspace check it out.
Itchweeed quotes:

"I weed-eat like a mutha fucka boy"

"I multiply mutha fucka times 82"

"My 5th Daddy taught me how to play the Rake"
itchweeed by Ben Waller April 1, 2008
Related Words

My Nose Itches 

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you
Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch
My Nose Itches by RaCHeL December 6, 2003

My peepee itches 

Alex: “my peepee itches
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes
My peepee itches by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019

My pp itches 

some shrek nigga saying my pp itches and does a demonic dance
Shrek:we live in a society where... my pp itches
D E M O N I C D ANC E pp means penis
My pp itches by Randomguyok April 16, 2019

It itches. 

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."
"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."
It itches. by Nick D April 19, 2003

bitchy itchies 

another term for scabies. usually given before actual diagnosis (scabies is often misdiagnosed as dermititis). the bitchy itchies really suck and causes constant horrid itching which leads to becoming incredibly bitchy all the time.

this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.
"dude don't get your bitchy itchies on me!!"

"still got the bitchy itchies man?"