Serena: You notched my boyfriend. You made me break up with him by telling him I fucked your boyfriend. And now you're dating him and spreading rumors about me being lesbian.
Blaire: Gotta love it bitch
Serena: You're the biggest whotch in the world.
Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.
P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher
Mother : whatchu doing?
Son : talking to my friend
mother : whatchu mean talking to yo friend ? it's the party time son : okaaay mom ; im gonna end the call