Fingersnapping

Fingersnapping....is when u are fingering a bird for the first time and over excited u slip and miss ....smashing ur finger on the 'no mans land' between the snatch and the arse....snapping ur finger????

ADAM WAS FINGERING NADINE FOR THE FIRST TIME....HE GOT SO FUCKING EXCITED HE MISSED AND SNAPPED HIS FINGER IN 2 PLACES ON 'THE NO MANS LAND' .....FINGERSNAPPING IS REALLY FUCKING PAINFULL!!!!!!

Fingersnapping by PASTIE JIM March 15, 2010

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fingerlapping

When you shake someone's hand and their fingers overlap inside of your grip like a handful of limp noodles.

I knew that guy was a dullard when I shook his hand and experienced some major fingerlapping.

fingerlapping by thomasrthelen March 7, 2011

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Fingertrapping

When you put your finger in a friend’s butthole and then stomp on their foot, causing them to clench and your finger to get stuck.

I tried fingertrapping Kheraj the other day. Took me forever to get my pinky out, and his toe might be broken.

Fingertrapping by Sidney Shaww December 23, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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