spunkled 

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

spunkled by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

spunked 

to be semened upon

“he ejaculated on my face”
“damn, you got spunked!!”

spunked by chodie13 February 18, 2020

spunked 

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

spunked by nb612 March 22, 2007

spunked 

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

spunked by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

Spunked Yourself 

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

Spunked Yourself by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

spankledwarf 

1. To spank a dwarf repeatedly
2. Funniest word to say

I love to spankledwarf!

spankledwarf by Jacob Lowe April 2, 2008