sambas 

best fucking shoes ever. largely worn by the indie crowd

ohmygod i saw this girl. and she had sambas. and i had sambas. and i was like hey. you with the shoes. lets go. then we fell in love.

sambas by hendrixlives December 5, 2005

Sambas 

The greatest indoor soccer shoes ever. These shoes are the fucking boss!

Soccer player 1: Shit, did you see that guys Sambas?

Soccer player 2: Yeah, I wish I had a pair, these total 90's fuckin' blow!

Sambas by Don_Vito February 20, 2009

Sambas 

Only the best shoes ever created by man. After buying them, you'll worry about getting anything on them, because they are so beautiful. But to your surprise, they only get better with age. They'll mold to your foot, and provide the perfect level of comfort and traction in any environment. And they look good.

Nike owner: Man, these new shoes I just bought suck and are way over-priced.

Samba owner: My SAMBAS are really comfortable, and only cost forty bucks! And they look good. PWND.

Nike owner: I Should've had a V8.

Samba owner: Yes. Yes, you should have.

Sambas by SambaLover November 27, 2009

thats the way the salamander sambas 

another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles”

Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT

look at me now sam

thats the way the salamander sambas by gayfurryporn December 18, 2021

Sumbass

A better version of the word 'dumbass'. Sumbass is a word that you use when someone is being a complete and utter dumbass to the point that they don't have a brain anymore, so you call them a 'Sumbass' so they don't infect anyone with the virus called 'Smoll Brain'.

YOU FUCKING SUMBASS STFU BEFORE I POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS!!

Sumbass by twomad's son June 21, 2020

La Samba

A modified form of felatio, with the female using both hands in a grasping, twisting motion. After recieving one, it is widely accepted that a great deal of bragging is in order.

"Holy shit, that chick gave me fucking La Samba last night, her hands where all over my shaft!"

La Samba by Papi Chulan June 12, 2008

Sambado 

Extreme homosexual that prefers it in the ear. Also known as A.J. or Crunchwrap. A sambado is the one that plays all the sports that involve physical contact with other men. Sambados are often aroused by gingers and penis loving robots.

"Hey sambado"

"Call me A.J."

You are a FUCKING HOMO!"

Sambado by WillyFlynn May 8, 2010