Only the best shoes ever created by man. After buying them, you'll worry about getting anything on them, because they are so beautiful. But to your surprise, they only get better with age. They'll mold to your foot, and provide the perfect level of comfort and traction in any environment. And they look good.

Nike owner: Man, these new shoes I just bought suck and are way over-priced.

Samba owner: My SAMBAS are really comfortable, and only cost forty bucks! And they look good. PWND.

Nike owner: I Should've had a V8.

Samba owner: Yes. Yes, you should have.

Sambas by SambaLover November 27, 2009

thats the way the salamander sambas

another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles”

Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT

look at me now sam

thats the way the salamander sambas by gayfurryporn December 18, 2021

Sumbass

A better version of the word 'dumbass'. Sumbass is a word that you use when someone is being a complete and utter dumbass to the point that they don't have a brain anymore, so you call them a 'Sumbass' so they don't infect anyone with the virus called 'Smoll Brain'.

YOU FUCKING SUMBASS STFU BEFORE I POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS!!

Sumbass by twomad's son June 21, 2020

La Samba

A modified form of felatio, with the female using both hands in a grasping, twisting motion. After recieving one, it is widely accepted that a great deal of bragging is in order.

"Holy shit, that chick gave me fucking La Samba last night, her hands where all over my shaft!"

La Samba by Papi Chulan June 12, 2008

Sambado

Extreme homosexual that prefers it in the ear. Also known as A.J. or Crunchwrap. A sambado is the one that plays all the sports that involve physical contact with other men. Sambados are often aroused by gingers and penis loving robots.

"Hey sambado"

"Call me A.J."

You are a FUCKING HOMO!"

Sambado by WillyFlynn May 8, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026