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A shitty poster...a pisster.

Coined by a Brit who couldn't say poster...
"You bought a right pisster there mate!"
pisster by MountTheTing March 5, 2020

pisstery 

Unexplained urine spots commonly found on bedding, floors or other areas.
When I went into the kitchen this morning I found a big puddle of piss. It's a pisstery!
pisstery by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009

Pissterical 

The joke Johnny told was so funny that by the time he got to the punch line, I was pissterical.
Pissterical by Don McKeefery December 26, 2008

Pisstier 

To describe some people that play call of duty, that aren’t good at the game.
For example: “O4 is a pisstier.”
Pisstier by Ant Black March 1, 2020

Pisstergeist

A pisstergeist is the name of an unexplainable phenomenon that causes one to have to urinate constantly despite there being no change in one's liquid intake.
Jeff: I can't seem to go more than ten minutes without having to piss like a mofo.

Dave: You're not a drinker are you?

Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!
Pisstergeist by Mick the Dick September 27, 2011

pissterbate 

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.
Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."
pissterbate by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013