D Class 

Literally the Smart Class

You're in the D Class, literally the smart Class

D Class by TiredNibba June 15, 2018

D Class 

The peak of human evolution, this group of specially gifted people have advanced more so than any other creature in all universes. A singularity among dimensions, possibly on par with god in intelligence and are literally, the smart class. Other mortals underestimate the potential that the D Class have, but they fail to perceive the pure intellect that resides in all of them. Their perception of reality block the truly ingenious things that the D Class members do, that they even become disappointed in them, all because their minds are too weak to really understand the D Class motives. Many mortals have tried to label the D Class, finally accepting the fact that the D Class is literally, the smart class. You may question why they haven't solved the worlds problems like cancer, homosexuality, feminism, terrorists, even fortnite but the only simple explanation is that they want the human race to learn themselves to become them. The D Class has a much deeper understanding of everything and all we can do s revel in the intellect, praise them as gods and hope that when anything happens, they'll be there to save us. D Class, literally the smart class.

Chad: What are you?
D Class: The D Class, literally the smart class
Chad: Oh God
D Class: No, Oh D Class
*Chad fucking dies*

D Class by TiredNibba June 17, 2018

Class-D Virgin 

Noun. A person who claims to have done everything sexual, but has not had actual sex.
The classification rank of D (like the grading scale) is as close as one can get to failing as a virgin, or to losing their virginity.

Tom: She claimed to be a class-D virgin. She said she's done everything but it...
Jerry: Well, hopefully you can persuade her on to fail with your skills.

Class-D Virgin by Phantom Tonberry II February 23, 2010

The Class D

The class D is commonly used in the fire service. Where your girl is in the lazy starfish position and you’re about to splooge, you grab the nearest lighter and light your gals tumbleweeds on fire and you 1. Pull your hand off your meat stick 2. Aim your stick at the fire 3. Squeeze out your splooge 4. Sweep the area to extinguish. Remember your P.A.S.S acronym !

Susan: “wow I went to a fire extinguisher presentation and got pregnant and a shave!

Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”

Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”

The Class D by Cucumbro October 28, 2025