ileum 

one half of the small intestine, opposite the jejunum

Ohhhhh man my ileum hurts so bad...

uh whats an ileum

in my small intestine

kk

ileum by 581734859348956385761357823456 February 15, 2017

drop the ileum 

to deficate, or to expel ones faeces

"see you later, I'm off to drop the ileum"

"holy crap, I just droppped some good ileum!"

drop the ileum by Barrowman January 27, 2010

Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE

Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)

Asian illumination by Pap¡ May 15, 2016

iloumsed 

A highly decorated bobbin, exclusively used for sewing in European countries.

a: I dropped my iloumsed somewhere and I can't find it in the sewing bag...

iloumsed by geek96boolean10@deviantart September 23, 2017

Illumism 

it is a religion where you praise and worship the lord Illumi Zoldyck. someone who believes in Illumism must say 'subarashii 🛐📍' everyday and should always capitalise Illumi's name as a sign of respect. may Illumi's pins be with you, my fellow Illumists. 🙏🛐📍

Person A: I believe in Illumism, he is our lord and our saviour.

Person B: May Illumi's pins be with you 🙏🛐📍

Illumism by YourNormalWeeb November 5, 2020

illumi 

the fucking hottest character in hunterxhunter. his long black hair is sexy as fuck and them ARMS. his waist is hot too. so so hot holy fuck and amazing and perfect and needs a fucking redemption arc right fucking now. basically a hot mf who’s prettier than you.

fuck i want illumi so bad

illumi by illumizoldyck January 19, 2021

Illumi 

Killua’s older brother in the show Hunter x Hunter, he is the oldest of the Zoldyck brothers. He has long silky black hair and very toned arms. He is very hot and often wears matching outfits with his husband Hisoka.

Person 1: Illumi should have a redemption arc!
Person 2: I agree he is so misunderstood.

Illumi by svnstar December 1, 2020