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When a guy goes out with a girl who is hotter than him and cheats with a girl that is uglier than her or vice versa
She was way too good for that ass anyway but I can't believe he was earping.

That guy is soo hot i cant believe his girlfriend is earping with such an ugly slut.

Wow now I see why it's called earping that girl he's cheating with truely is ugly.
When you shit on someones dick while they are fucking you anally
He enjoys earping
Earping by 1dk123456789 March 4, 2026
A slang way of saying the word vomiting
I mixed too much dark liquor with light liquor and I started Earling.
Earling by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016

Lesbian earrings 

The peak of lesbian couture-often abnormally strange and shouldn’t be on someone’s ear
A less suspicious way to tell if a girl is lesbian rather than asking if she listens to girl in red ;)
Lesbian A-well, was she gay....how could you tell?
Lesbian B-Well.......she had fuckin........Stethoscopes on her ears
Lesbian A-it’s the lesbian earrings for me

Cov-Earrings 

Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.

- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.

- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.

- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.
Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.

Douchebag Earring 

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.
Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.
Douchebag Earring by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009