twilight 

A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.

Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...

twilight by Stevedaculedood55 May 21, 2010

twilight 

It occurs at dusk & dawn; the darking up & the lightening up of the sky.

I Love twilight; it's the 2nd & 3rd most favorite times of day/night for me!

twilight by Starchylde August 24, 2016

Twilight 

A four-part book series about a girl's choice between beastiality and neophilia

Twilight....

Twilight by OK]8 man on a skateboard January 21, 2010

Twilight  

Twilight is the time between dawn and sunrise, and the time between sunset and dusk.

Twilight is one of the most beautiful times of the day for some people.

Twilight by cheygirl24 March 5, 2009

Twilight 

A book that has garnered the affection of tweenies everywhere; it tells of the neurotic, paranoid relationship between two people. They are both jealous of their rivals and continually try to kill themselves to get out of their boring lives. Neither has much of a personality to speak of though they find one another fascinating, possibly because they have never before met anyone as boring and one dimensional as themselves.

an extract from Twilight:

"Edward, what about ROSALIE?!"
"She means nothing to me, but what about Mike?!"
"Ugh you have nothing to worry about! Please don't try to kill yourself again! I mean, I don't really like Italy, maybe if the Volturi could relocate to Paris?"
"Isabella. I feel as though you are not taking me seriously. Are you shagging Jacob on the side??"

Twilight by spacer_ December 9, 2008

Twilight  

1.The time before sunrise and after the sun sets.
2. A book which people won't shut up about.
Almost every single girl I know won't stop reading the fucking thing.

1. It must be about twilight hour.
2. (Irrelevant example for twilight goes here.)

Twilight by Unimportant Name April 2, 2009

twilight 

A book with no literary value whatsoever. It's biggest fans tend to be fangirls who are in love with Edward because they think he's sexy (despite the fact that he is merely a word).

There's no character development at all, and the protaganist, Bella Swan, would die without Edward, which leaves some of us to believe that she may, in fact, be a zombie due to the fact that she probably died sometime before the story even took place (thanks to her knack for falling in front of cars and other bullshit).

This book is so bad that I actually couldn't stomach to read it. I read more of Jane Austen than I did of Twilight. And I hate Jane Austen.

Read this if you want to look like an idiot in front of someone who isn't.

Example of a conversation about a good book:

That was awesome, it really left me thinking differently and feeling differently... I think it really did make a difference/imprint/something.

Example of a conversation about Twilight:

EDWARD IS SOOOOOO HAAAWWWTTT <3<3<3<3 luvluvluvluvluv edward culleennnn i'm MRS. CULLLENNN.... CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT???? WTF IS THAT!?

twilight by loonylolydarko you dumbass December 3, 2007