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Jockblocked 

The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.
Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.
Jockblocked by whattheflutka February 22, 2011
a typically slutty jock who somehow manages to get all the girls, have sex with them, get them all in the next town, all in one night one night.
That fucking jockcock got every girl in town, along with all the taken ladies!

jockrocking 

to walk around an international hostel in your underpants. vicious style.
"oh look, paddy is jockrocking his way into the kitchen again".
"terence has jockrocked his ass all over this place".
jockrocking by Kieran Duffy May 4, 2008

jockblock 

the act of stopping douchebag jocks from messing up a nerdy friend's move on a girl.
*after nerdy friend approaches girl and douchebag jocks are coming*
You: "Hey assholes! I'm a midget on a tricycle!"

Douchebag jocks: "Oh man let's go!"
Other friend: "You sure jockblocked Jimmy real good bro."
jockblock by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

jockrock 

You’re talking a lot of shit for a man with such a tiny cock, you jockrock!”
jockrock by Fred2007 June 15, 2018

Mockfrock 

A copy of the latest style or fashion.
That must be a mockfrock, she can't afford an original.
Mockfrock by Dotanairy January 22, 2020