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pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

Pummel Speed 

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
Pummel Speed by goldenfinch September 18, 2017

gastric pummeled belly 

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.
I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.
gastric pummeled belly by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Pummeler farmer 

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.
- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.
Pummeler farmer by l00my March 17, 2022

pummelled 

To be beaten to a pulp and therefore no longer able to continue your feeble attempts at living.
Marty is gunna get pummelled for being so insolent
pummelled by Fabbers July 26, 2006
To reek total havoc upon another, to pummel, or to be pummeled. To kick another's arse to unrecognizable condition.
Give me dat butta-finga mo fo befo I give some severe pummelage on yo ass bee-otch.