Student Film

9/10 times, a student film involves:
- Zombies
- The homeless
- Suicide or Death in a dramatic light
- A short story they didn't write
- Alarm clocks
- The stalest of actors
- Needless exploitation of available resources (slow motion, racking focus for no reason, fancy credit titles)
- Poser pablum
- Blunt and painful symbolism
- An epic tale constrained to 5 minutes
- Copyrighted music used without permission, probably Radiohead or Sigur Ros
- Terrible sound or terrible shots (usually sound, rarely both)

9/10 times, a student piece sucks balls.

The 10th time, the time that it doesn't suck balls, it's probably a comedy.

Did you see that student film about the kid with a literal crutch, but his crutch was also his mother? And when he told her how she's his CRUTCH he threw his crutch on the ground and walked off? Deep man... DEEP.

Student Film by DougYoung February 13, 2009

Student Film

Something that is terrible, but the one who made/owns it won't shut up about how great it is.

Student Film by Scoots February 25, 2003

film student 

1. Hipster douche
2. Untalented hipster douche
3. Douche

"Why does she keep pretending to like Andy Warhol? And this terrible movie Sideways?"
"She's a film student."
"-nod in understanding-"

film student by MrGrey November 2, 2009