shit run 

When you've held in a shit so long that you have to run to the bathroom and barely make it on the toilet.
May or may not involve bad cases of diarrhea.

"OMGG!! Get out da way!! I'M SHIT RUNIN'!!!!"

"Dude, my mom got mad at me when I shit ran to the bathroom while we were having 'serious discussion'."

"Oh damn, I think I'm gonna have to shit run soon!"

shit run by -lexiie December 3, 2009

shit & run

ringing somebodys doorbell, taking a ginormous dump on the step and running for your life whilst doing evil laughs ...

Bobby: What do you want to do tonight?
Jimmy: lets shit & run at marias house
Bobby: lets do it

later maria opens her door

Maria: ahhhh what the fuck is this thing ahhhhhh ... mmm tastes good...

shit & run by Abi and Katie July 4, 2008

Shit & Run

When you can't hold your shit in and you have to stop at a random building just to use the bathroom.

Guy #1: Dude, what took you so long?

Guy #2: Sorry I had to do a shit & run.

Shit & Run by Applesowce8572 December 23, 2016

Shit & Run

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.

Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?

Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.

Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.

Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.

Shit & Run by Stoney69 August 18, 2022

Shit and run 

When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.

Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.

Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"

Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"

Shit and run by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018

Shit-n-run

When someone farts and leaves the room for you all to suffer their stench

Alex:(fart)

Jim:what the hell!

Alex:(runs and closes door)

Jim: don't just shit-n-run!

Shit-n-run by Alsk April 6, 2015

A shit and run 

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!

God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!

A shit and run by zacherzach November 6, 2016