Obalong is an adjective that means
long, disproportionate, and basically
fat ugly hogs. Obalongas are typically a group of
awkward females that waddle around obnoxiously, while obalongos are the male version.
Obalong examples are Giraffes,
moose, 7-
heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and
Maggie’s are typically obalong.