Planked 

Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"

Planked by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021

Planked 

When someone gets knocked out

OMG DID YA'LL SEE THAT FIGHT WHERE THAT KID GOT PLANKED

Planked by $NEEZE February 14, 2019

planked 

meaning you are completly drunk! actually off your face!:L

westside and SD were so planked last night. i found them in a bush...naked....doing it.... :/ OMG! massive let down :'( :L

planked by Westside-SD-SB August 13, 2010

Planked 

A different way of saying "You got owned."

Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"

Planked by MisterUnnamed April 11, 2009

planked 

"Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)

"There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked."

planked by Stratz101 November 26, 2009

Planked 

Being forced to walk the plank.

John Williams, a pirate aged 34, was planked.

Planked by john_williams_a.pirate February 11, 2020

planked 

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.

planked by FazedNB October 2, 2006