Nessied 

When a person is humpped by a dog. No penitration is neccessary.

Greg: yo my dog started to hump me yesterday when I was tring to grab something from under the table.
Ryan: you got nessied bitch

Nessied by C money $$$$ March 30, 2009

Nessie’s revenge 

Bad case of diarrhea while traveling through Scotland

Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.

Nessie’s revenge by etlucent December 24, 2017

Nessie 

- A nickname for someone named Vanessa
People named Nessie are wonderfully complete people, more than skin deep. Beauty drips off of them and when the drops evaporate, they become the silver linings of clouds. A Nessie has wondrous beautiful eyes sparkling with clever untold plots. The name 'Nessie' is notable for the near impossibility of speaking it without smiling.

Nessie! *smiles* what did I tell you about cleaning up after your pet Koala! are you listening Nessie!? *smiles*

Nessie by ap erson February 4, 2010

nessie 

Friendly nickname for the Loch ness Monster.

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.

nessie by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Crapstack Nessie 

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

Crapstack Nessie by SuperDoops October 25, 2010

Nessie 

A common named used to describe the mythical creature the Loch Ness Monster.
It's also know as the nickname for an extremely sweet boy. He is often seen joking around with his friends and being all arouNd happy and optimistic. He loves his family and his friends. He enjoys bowling, cars, and traveling.

Aww! Nessie is such a sweetheart!

Nessie by Lover of Snails September 8, 2010

nessed 

abbreviation for finessed, stolen

aye bro i nessed some bud from my dad i can smoke you out

nessed by Teddis April 22, 2018