poop scarf 

a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.

dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!

poop scarf by isshehip November 20, 2009

Poop Scarf 

A scarf you wear while pooping to keep you warm in the winter

Aw man, I forgot to bring my poop scarf to the bathroom and I was shivering on the toilet.

Poop Scarf by pissssssssssssssssss December 14, 2020

poop scar 

Poop Scar is similar to a skid mark in that it is a fecal stain which appears in one's underwear due to poor wiping or an explosive fart. The difference is that a Poop Scar will remain after washing the under garment.

That Poop Scar will never go away due to the explosive nature of my shart.

poop scar by PoopScarFan March 24, 2016

poop scarfer 

someone or something that ingests poop at a rapid rate.

GUY: my dog is such a poop scarfer

poop scarfer by Dick Dangles October 6, 2011

Poop-scarab 

An easier to remember name for the Dung Beetle, that rolls balls of feces for it's entire life in order to consume it later.

"-Nice poop-scarab you got here !
-It's a dung beetle.
-Haha, poop-scarab."

Poop-scarab by oskarwash May 6, 2021

poopscaroons

Making a doody so satisfying that your It winds around the toilet bowl. Then you need to take a nap afterwards

Uncle Steve hurries home after work to make a satisfying poopscaroons. Then passes out on the bathroom floor from exhaustion passing that bowel winding masterpiece.

That’s some good ole dropping brown experience you made Grandmom.

poopscaroons by Junkerbooty December 3, 2021