Face-Boobs-Vagina. If you can run your hand down a girl's face, over her boobs and down to her vagina without her swatting your hand away then she is drunk enough that she'll probably go home with you for sex.
"Dude, I knew she was primed and ready to leave when I FBV'd her".
Facebook Virus. A disease acquired by idiotically clicking a link which promises free things such as diet pills or Viagra. After having clicked the link, one's statuses will change to these same false advertisements, they will get posted on walls of friends, or even IMed to them. This begins a chain of idiocy which continues to grow, further making the Facebook Virus a global pandemic.
Bri: "Hey so I lost a lot of weight with a colon cleanser, removed toxins in my body, you should give this a shot...oh and I'd like to mention it's a FREE TRIAL! (insert weird looking link here)
Kara: Ooh! Click.
10 minutes later...
Kara: "Hey so I lost a lot of weight with a colon cleanser, removed toxins in my body, you should give this a shot...oh and I'd like to mention it's a FREE TRIAL! (insert weird looking link here"
Random Kid: Dude, those girls totally came down with a bad case of FBV.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.