pit pit 

Shoes shoes

Can I have pit pit.

pit pit by The legendary RYe January 27, 2018

pit-nicking

To steal one small, not very valuable (in terms of money) thing out of a whole bunch of the things in a very 'sneaky'(ish) way, and then do it again and again from different bunches of things that belong to different people or groups because they won't notice if one of the things is gone and it won't really impact them in any way. Like going on a walk and stealing one flower from each yard to make a bouquet instead of stealing a bunch of flowers form one yard because no one will notice if one flower is gone and it makes you feel mischievous and sneaky in a delightful kind of way. (created and thought up by Aurora Aksnes (AURORA); found in a triple j interview)

"I went pit-nicking for a bouquet of flowers." "I pit-nicked some candy from the pantry while I was at my best friend's house."

"I've enjoyed a bit of pit-nicking in my life. I love stealing flowers from other people's gardens." - Aurora Aksnes

pit-nicking by jade the bubble eye goldfish October 14, 2021

the stank pit 

the worst smelling, dirtiest house on the block. residing inside is usually a fat, lazy person with poor personal hygiene. you can't see the carpet through the stains and taco bell wrappers. if you attended a party you would not feel bad if you messed something up, whether you spilled your drink or set the place on fire. dog smells are only one of a handful of unpleasant odors emulating from, well, everywhere. avoid this house at all costs.

did you go to that party last night at 42 hunter lane?

dude, you mean at the stank pit? hell no, last time i went to a party there i woke up with herpa-gono-syphyl-aids, and a fat bitch sitting on my face

the stank pit by the stank pit September 5, 2011

Peed in the Ball Pit 

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

Peed in the Ball Pit by Horse News July 14, 2014

Vag pit 

The anatomical area in the vaginacinity, just lateral to the vagina and immediately proximal to the medial thigh. The transition point from vagina to upper leg is similar to area between the upper arm and chest, commonly referred to as an "armpit."

Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vag pit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"Oh god, I love it when you rub you hand up my thigh to my vag pit. You really know what turns me on."

Vag pit by vagina>everything August 29, 2016

Hypixel The Pit 

A shitty gamemode where there are lots of bhoppers and shit. Everyone cheats too.

Me: You wanna play Hypixel The Pit?
Friend: No, I don't wanna get fucking dark hopped on again

Hypixel The Pit by akatsukimonkey November 22, 2020

Pit Pirate 

A person who cruises BBQ Forums, bragging about BBQ Competitions he never participated it, and about winning awards he never won; pushing everyone's buttons until he is eventually banned from the forum, at which point he will move to another forum and do the same. The Pit Pirate has a never-ending ego and can only begin sentences with the word "I". Says stuff like, "I'm Cook'n while yer just Internet Look'n!"

"You people in Texas don't know how to cook. All you cook is Brisket. I cooked brisket and came in first place the very first time. I am the Pit Pirate and I'm great and you are all stupid. I've won many BBQ Awards and my family says my BBQ is the best."

Contests entered: 2
Awards won: 1 (from a quarterly local newsletter)

Pit Pirate by BlakeCannon December 8, 2006