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centristic thought 

the increased ability to focus on more than on aspect of a stimulus in an infant ages between 7 to 12 years of age.
They can understand the concept of grouping.
In Psychology centristic thought is Knowing that a small dog and a large dog are still both dogs.

Centristic subjectivism 

Defines people that always sway any value of (art, philosophy, anything that's a humanitarian subject) to being subjective.
- You know, just because you think this game is bad, doesn't mean it is. It's all a matter of perspective.
-Cut out that centristic subjectivism bullshit. Just cause you like it, doesn't mean it's good.
A fantastic centaur, referring to something as fantastic while being a centaur centaur
Damn, look at his centastic gallop.

Extreme Centrist

A person who despises both the extreme left and the extreme right.
Extreme Leftist: If you don't use my proposed preferred gender pronouns you are a transphobic Nazi fascist bully boy.

Extreme Rightist: If you haven't worked out the elites have formed a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles and only Donald Trump can save us, then you're a radical leftist, Antifa-loving communist traitor.

Extreme Centrist: Can you both just STFU!! You're ruining my social media experience.
Extreme Centrist by DanVH January 28, 2021

Centrist 

A Republican who wants to smoke pot.
“Y’know, I’m somewhat of a centrist myself” *proceeds to subscribe to almost exclusively right-wing beliefs*
Centrist by FRUIITPUNCH September 13, 2019

Enlightened Centrist 

When someone claims to be a moderate or a centrist due to a belief that both sides of the political spectrum are unreasonable or extreme. Typically used in a negative connotation.
Person 1: I refuse to join a political party because the left and the right have BOTH gone insane!
Person 2: Oh God, you're such an enlightened centrist...
Enlightened Centrist by BobraAnn February 1, 2021