Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole
beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any
beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's
popped-collar shirt.