HOBL

acronym for a hunk of burning love.

Jake Gyllenhaal is an HOBL.

by pamelasla November 28, 2010

HOBL

Hand On Butt Lesbian

Kristen Stewart is pretending to look at a guy, but is actually holding her girlfriend's butt, so she is a HOBL

by Peachys_Got_it October 12, 2009

Hobliferated

The feeling of having one's mind blown.

Oh man! That movie was awesome! I'm totally hobliferated!

by sqr acv August 1, 2011

Hobligorian bagpipe

When you are about to cum and she squeezes your balls and then makes a bagpipe noise

I am going to give u a hobligorian bagpipe!

by Grapes just grapes September 7, 2016

hoblow

Arguably the most favorable (and often cheapest) type of blow job, a "hoblow" is head administered by a toothless and particularly boozed-up vagrant.

After getting repeatedly shot down at the bar, and not wanting to face further embarrassment, Dan's nightly means of sexual satiation veered quickly towards Henry the Hobo's "special" nickel hoblows.

by Erico Suave December 28, 2007

Hoblink

A stinky spandex wearing ark coon

Hoblink is dirty

by BigfootVI September 19, 2018

HoBlowin

The act of luring a homeless man (hobo) down a dark alley with a half eaten bologna sandwich and a shot of whiskey. Then you proceed to spread your ass cheeks in his face and spray shit on that bitch.

Dude, im exhausted from hoblowin last night. Will you rub ointment on my asshole?

by Tuck Mcgusterson March 7, 2011