poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop

Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

poopportunity by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011

poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.

I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.

poopportunity by seaglass May 3, 2006

poopportunity

The opportunity to take a poop, especially when on a vacation around a group of people, or when hanging out with a new crush.

Once the boys left the house to grab some food, Mary realized she finally had a poopportunity and ran to the bathroom.

poopportunity by Love for the Big Girl September 25, 2013

Poopportunity

1) the moment in a public restroom when you have to poop and you have the restroom to yourself
2) making money, or creating a business centered around poop

1) My poopportunity was ruined when I heard someone open the restroom door!
2) Squatty Potty and Poo-Pouri are two we’ll know pooportunities, but did you hear about the lady in Maine making Turdy people out of moose poop? Everyone is getting in on the poopportunity train!

Poopportunity by Brunette Barby October 25, 2018

Poopportunity

The opportunity to poop.

If I hadn't kept you awake, you would have missed your poopportunity

Poopportunity by Shea Hey January 9, 2019

Poopportunity

When you are given an unexpected opportunity to poop.

Walking into the school's empty washroom, I was pleasantly surprised the the poopportunity as I had been in dire need all day.

Poopportunity by TeacherAF April 18, 2019

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016