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Lanayah is strong, beautiful and the most caring person in the world. She doesn't like to spend other peoples money... you can count on her to get what she wants if she wants it. She cares for other people by listening carefully, and able to bring a sad person up, and even make them laugh non-stop. If she has to she can and will keep to herself. Don't make her mad because there is no doubt she will punch you in the face. She doesn't let anyone say anything bad about her. She can take care of problems by herself. She is the only person that can make you feel better if you're sad or hurt. Lanayah doesn't like to stay inside on her laptop all the time, she much rather go do something. Maybe even party it up. Lanayah can eat anything she wants, because she's not afraid of food. You will fall in love with from the moment you see her. And feel deeply in love with her because of her personality. Layanah is, and always be the best person in the world... You can't find and never will get anything better than Lanayah.
If you see Lanayah, just tell her she's the most amazing person in the world... and I want to be with her!

Lanayah is so great! I just got back from a Wendy's with her!
Lanayah by OrangeCocaCola January 12, 2013
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Landya Landyn landy Laniya Landan Laniyah lanya lanyard Lanaya Landa

Couve'landia 

Couve'landia is slang for the city Vancouver located in Washington state north of Portland Oregon. The name derives from the combination of Portlandia, an nickname for Portland, Oregon and The Couve' another nickname for Vancouver Washington.

Many Couve'landians work in Portland, or used to live and work in Portland.

Vancouver another suburb of Portland although not as "hip".
I'm chillin' here in Couve'landia at the strip mall parking lot

Leave Portlandia, and live in Couve'landia.
Couve'landia by BuddyandDivine July 31, 2012

A Hot Landa 

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
A Hot Landa by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009
A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard
A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.
Lanyard by Punditos Maximos August 30, 2018
Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"
Landau by くもり May 5, 2022
Laniya is a bad ass motherfucker . She don't tolerate shit from no body .She is very mean and solid. She may even be bipolar but she also a loving and caring person . Laniya is always ready to fight somebody I wouldnt want to test her patients if I were you. laniya is a beautiful talented girl.
(Laniya just that bitch )
Laniya by crazy123345 November 17, 2018