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(Koo-taj) The area below the belt on a man containing the dick-n-balls. Sometimes reffered to as a "kootage".
Jeff: Hey dude that midget just totally gave me a fierce uppercut.
Bob: Where exactly did he hit you?
Jeff:Directly to the kutache.
Bob: Kutache???
Jeff: You know... the dick and balls?
Kutache by themidget25 November 21, 2009
Related Words

Kushstache 

the adornment on one's face of a dank kush nugget.. placing sticky kush nugs under your nose to smell..
I just took a big whiff of that kush (skunk bud) still feels like I'm wearing a kushstache.. 2)If I could only grow a kushstache.. mustache made of lush
Kushstache by horusjade420 November 8, 2012

bushtache 

Female pubic hair above the vagina that has been shaved to resemble a gentleman's mustache. Currently popular among some trendy lesbians.
Josie had a fiery red bushtache that welcomed Gwen's advances. The two scissored and made passionate love throughout the night.

Tushtache 

The tuft of hair visible between the bum cheeks of those who do not depilate thoroughly.

May also be referred to as Arse Moustache (or Ass Moustache for American users).
"She was looking totally fit in her low-slung jeans until she bent down low & I spotted a serious tushtache!"
Tushtache by Emily H L Breen February 21, 2009

Lushtache 

Male facial hair that is luscious. Moustache only, must be full and thick.
Check out John's lushtache, he looks like a 70's porn star.
Lushtache by Mothagoose July 17, 2011

Gushtache 

The result of an artistic ejacultion whereby the recipient is given a semen mustache. The range and style of gustache is limited only by the precision, imagination, and capacity of the giver and the patience of the receiver.
"I wanted to give her the full on glazed donut effect, but it was my fifth load of the day so I had to settle for giving her a gushtache."
Gushtache by MacInbush November 4, 2016