Jeff: Hey dude that midget just totally gave me a fierce uppercut.
Bob: Where exactly did he hit you?
Jeff:Directly to the kutache.
Bob: Kutache???
Jeff: You know... the dick and balls?
I just took a big whiff of that kush (skunk bud) still feels like I'm wearing a kushstache.. 2)If I could only grow a kushstache.. mustache made of lush
The result of an artistic ejacultion whereby the recipient is given a semen mustache. The range and style of gustache is limited only by the precision, imagination, and capacity of the giver and the patience of the receiver.
"I wanted to give her the full onglazed donut effect, but it was my fifth load of the day so I had to settle for giving her a gushtache."