Kutache

(Koo-taj) The area below the belt on a man containing the dick-n-balls. Sometimes reffered to as a "kootage".

Jeff: Hey dude that midget just totally gave me a fierce uppercut.
Bob: Where exactly did he hit you?
Jeff:Directly to the kutache.
Bob: Kutache???
Jeff: You know... the dick and balls?

by themidget25 November 21, 2009

kutchern

Crashing a helicopter. Especially in Rust or other video games.

Originated in the German Rust project "RUSTplatz" and refers to the Twitch streamer kutcherlol, who is known for crashing choppers.

"God damn, he will kutcher the chopper!!"

(German: "Verdammt, er wird den Heli kutchern!!")

by hannolo January 31, 2021

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

by Kurutsu February 8, 2004

blake kutchey

When you smoke big doinks, Do stupid shit,Having Nigger Lips with a Beer Gut

I pulled a Blake Kutchey last night with my friends.

by Buttfucker77 May 15, 2018

kutscheet

Dutch term for pussy fart, queef, vart... You get the idea.

Hilda von Bakker was telling all the girls in the lunch room about the giant kutscheet she made with her boyfriend the night before. A confused 7th grader who was listening asked "What is a kutscheet?" to this Hilda replied "Itz aah puhzey fhart".

by J-Dizzoo February 20, 2007

ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

by my name's demi moore June 27, 2006

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004