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the uncle 

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco
Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!
the uncle by Spawnos February 18, 2017

The Uncle Larry 

Ice cubes 4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi
When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!

Mark of the Unclean 

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.
Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.

The Uncle Dan 

The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.
“Goddammit! I just got a ‘The Uncle Dan’”
“What’d he do?!”
“He tried to wedgie me in the family Christmas dinner!!”

The Uncle Joe 

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.
No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!
The Uncle Joe by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

The Uncle Roger 

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…
Met this girl last night at the bar …
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing
The Uncle Roger by Wan21 November 23, 2021