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Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"
Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.

down like a clown charlie brown

when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"
there is no point to this...it just rhymes.

Charlie Brown 

A Charlie Brown is a “middle of the road” sort of guy. He is not extreme and doesn’t see life as “black and white.” He sees all the grays and variations, which makes him interesting in some way. Some people see this as a “wishy washy” personality, but it is not so.

Charlie Brown is not mainstream. He is loyal to his friends and has an under rated “offbeat” sense –of-humor. Overall, he is not a bad person to be around.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Brown-iest.

Charlie Brown 

Charlie Brown is the main character of the Peanuts comic strip. Charlie Brown has been around for 50 years or more. Charlie Brown is known as a permanent case of bad luck by most of his peers. Chuck is a lovable loser who seems to fail at almost everything he does. Even though he cannot kick a foot ball properly, or throw a good pitch in baseball, he will still be loved by all of the world.
Charlie Brown by Risown April 1, 2009

charlie brown syndrome 

Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.
For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.

As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa 

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome
yo i saw charlie brown kwanzaa and i laughted my ass off
Charlie Brown Kwanzaa by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007