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Almerino is handsome and pretty clever too. He's a bit introvert, sometimes he's all alone by himself. It's the kind of man that seems to be unpleasant, sarcastic and a little bit arrogant, but when you get to know him, you'll discover the funniest man you've ever met.
He brights up your life even in the worst days with his contagious laugh, his jokes, his stories. He can find funny nicknames literally for everyone and everything and he has such a good taste in music that all you can do is to steal from his Playlists on spotify.
Big deep brown eyes, tall, perfect nose and beautiful smile: a truly heart breaker that looks like your celebrity crush.
You can talk with him about politics, food, cats, economy, houses while drinking a craft beer in a small pub downtown.

He doesn't know that he's so strong, always fighting without any rest and without complaining, making jokes and laughing through the pain.
Little things makes him happy and there's no need of special effects: a cola in a glass bottle, a walk in a park, a strange keychain bought in a chinese shop.

He's a caring and loyal friend, you can always count on him. He's also very sweet but he doesn't like to show it to everyone.
Almerino is a gift and a blessing. At first, you'll believe is a cold heart man, but you'll discover soon he's just hiding the best of his personality as a self defense from the fear of suffering again.

He knows how to make you feel loved and appreciated and also gives the best hugs.
A:"have you tried the famous new cheese snacks everyone is talking about?"
B:" yes, they're delicious but Almerino wasn't with me when I tried them, so they don't taste the same".
Almerino by Bibbina November 21, 2021
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almaha is a Arabic word for a female it means (oryx ) it is a name she is adorable,gorgeous
Almaha is amazing
almaha by MBJ maha March 2, 2019

Almendra 

Almendra

A beautiful, smart, kind, and SUPER funny girl that’s anyone is lucky to have in their life. She always knows what she is talking about and always gets an A. Literally every guy is obsessed with her but somehow she blind to it. She’s always the one to crack a joke and keep the party going, even though she doesn’t even try. If you’re friends with an Almendra then you are VERY lucky to have her. And if you are an Almendra, realize that you’re AWESOME!!!
An Almendra brings joy to everyone she meets.
Almendra by Gabby_Bella_Gigi December 11, 2017
She is a lovely girl.. and very kin person and she is already a genius :-)
There goes almera I envy her
almera by scarlxtx March 3, 2018

Almohada 

Is an emotional expression of love towards a person you love or to Give a loving long embraceful hug.(original term for this is "pillow" but in spanish it's "AL-MOHA-DA".)
Everytime the girl I love see's me or when we are together she can't stand not to give me some Almohada.
Almohada by Day2Day1nSociety January 18, 2011

AleHANDJob 

This is when a handjob is given to an emo kid.
Yo Mike, that nigga over there got an alehandjob last night!
AleHANDJob by Amanda Byrntson March 24, 2009