Your a face! 

A simple was of saying your a bitch face with out using the word bitch.

Your at school, church, any place you cant use profanity.

Example - Guy 1 Walks into Guy 2

Guy 1 says "Your a face!". Guy 2 runs asks him self why did he call me a face? Guy 1 lolz at him self and is like google it.

Your a face! by Jarret Slater September 3, 2009

your moms a face 

An insult used by a 14 year old girl to another 14 year old girl in the town of Shelton. It is a mixture between the two common insults "your mom" and "your face".

Girl #1:Haha, your mom.
Girl #2:Your face. XD
Girl #1:Your moms a face.
Girl #2:Oh my god, that means I cam out of my faces vagina. O_O
Both Girls: LAWLZ

your moms a face by YOUR FACE IS A MOM October 4, 2008

Go and take your face for a shit! 

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

Go and take your face for a shit! by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009

Your face on a plate 

Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!

Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?

You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?

Your face on a plate by edgeFoHg January 5, 2012

Take your face for a shit 

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

Take your face for a shit by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 by Zonal K September 25, 2019

Vomiting With A Smile On Your Face. 

A term usually meant to describe early users of heroin, they often "vomit with a smile on their face."

"Of course he was vomiting — that’s what people on heroin do, they vomit. It’s called ‘vomiting with a smile on your face’.”

"Oh, so he's a new junkie?"

"Yeah, vomiting with a smile on your face."

Vomiting With A Smile On Your Face. by lolk. February 7, 2019