rocket man

An awesome song, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, and performed by Elton John. It was also performed by William Shatner as a spoken-word interpretation. Shatner's performance has recieved a couple of parodies, the most famous probably being done by Stewie, in the cartoon Family Guy.

And I'm gonna be...... *puffs cigarette*... HIGH... as a kite..... by then.

rocket man by shill August 3, 2005

rocket man

When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.

Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home.
"You Stoner"
Na, I'm just a Rocket Man

rocket man by thechosenking August 5, 2009

rocket man

Some fat man in Asia trying to nuke country and being hitler 2.0 and doing karate kick to a brick

rocket man means someone sand a nuke shape as their willy

rocket man by Rocket guy August 5, 2018

Rocket Man

A person who is a user and dealer of illegal drugs. He may be able to control his use to a degree that allows him to function socially, however he does use regularly . His only "job" is selling drugs.

Eli is a real rocket man. He has anything you want.

Rocket Man by BRk2 November 27, 2016

Rocket man

Donald trumps nickname for kim jong un

he definitely likes sending up rockets, doesn't he," referring to Kim.

"That's why I call him Rocket Man," Trump said.

Rocket man by Skince08 January 9, 2021

rocket man

the sexual act of putting a butt plug in a gassy person, but they fart the buttplug out and it hits you in the eye

“it was hot, till she pulled a rocket man.”

“we hooked up, but the mood was ruined when she rocket manned”

rocket man by sour cream and onion chips November 17, 2020

rocket man

a sexual act of "double-fisting" a female with two handfuls of "pop rocks" and releasing them inside of the vaginal canal.

man 1: Dude i totally rocket manned Cindy last night!

man 2: how did that work out?

man 1: her vagina is still fizzling and popping!!

man 2: awesome!

rocket man by chingadingaling April 28, 2009